Now, one might wonder, in the delightful splendor that is modern aviation with its robust range of airlines, why one would opt for Allegiant Air? But let's not be flippant. Let us be generous and say that it’s due to their astounding ability to often wriggle into domestic niches under-served by other carriers. Let's start this satirical yet informative journey from Appleton, disembarking at Midway International Airport, all while encapsulated in an Allegiant Airline's cabin.

Appleton, Wisconsin, that unstoppable global hub of, well, cheese, I suppose, is an engaging starter for many an epic journey. Allegiant helpfully departs from the little-to-no-frills Appleton International Airport—so democratic they don’t even bother segregating passengers into different classes. Everyone from the discerning business traveler to the backpacking student, to the aspiring cheese sommelier (if there is such a thing), are all thrust into their airplane cabins with an admirable lack of ceremony, embodying the spirit of egalitarianism at its finest.

Now, let's look at in-flight entertainment. Allegiant Air, in a move that can only be described as revolutionary or laziness parading as innovation, has refrained from installing pesky seat-back entertainment systems or WiFi. This is a masterstroke, forcing us to face the horrors of a book or converse with fellow human beings. If you’re a fan of suspense, however, the question of whether or not your luggage will arrive with you in Chicago is a thrill that is entirely free of charge.

The climax of our journey is, of course, touching town in the Windy City’s Midway International Airport. The moment you exit the aircraft you’ll feel like you’ve truly arrived—not just in a new city but a whole new tax bracket, given the visible difference between the two airports. Don’t let the buzz of slot machines or bewildering regulations surrounding lake fishing distract you. Remember, we're here to guide you through the veritable maze that is Midway.

Midway is a mammoth of an airport where you can find whatever your heart desires. Akin to the legendary Hydra, it has three concourses with a bewildering collection of restaurants, shops, and services. And lest you think that the Allegiant practice of charging for, well, everything, ends once you disembark, think again. Midway is a masterclass in capitalism where a simple coffee can outprice a five-star feast. Rejoice! Even in leaving Appleton behind, you are still granted reminders of the quaint town in the form of lavish prices.

To wrap things up, Allegiant Air is like a pulse-pounding adventure ride that takes you from the cheese-fest of Appleton to the glitz and glamour of Chicago’s Midway. For those brave enough, it's an airline that offers unique thrills and occasional surprises. This unforgettable journey with Allegiant can be best described as ‘an experience’, though your interpretation of that phrase will likely determine whether you're ever inclined to repeat it.