Dear valued passenger, we recognize your decision to embark on a transformative journey with Allegiant Airline, from the booming metropolis of Albany to the quaint, rustic charm of Asheville Regional Airport. We commend your bravery and staunch resolve!
As you board our premium-grade aircraft, you will undoubtedly appreciate the homely touch of worn-out leather seats, each imbued with a rich history of flights past, their slight tear at the seams a testament to their standing the test of time. And what could beat the scenic view from our porthole-sized windows, artfully dirt-smudged to provide the perfect Instagram filter, no app necessary.
The ever-so-slight smell of burnt coffee on the cabin air is testament to our tireless crew’s attempt to brew something resembling coffee at 30,000 feet. Be sure to pair it with our uniquely dehydrated, yet imaginative, interpretation of a meal at an “optional extra” price, for an exquisite dining experience.
Allegiant Airline, with its unparalleled commitment towards punctuality, goes to great lengths to ensure that you are never early! Statistically, a six-hour delay will have you satisfyingly on time for your connecting flight. Just imagine those poor souls eagerly waiting at the gate, oblivious to the joy of savoring the last drop of that vending machine coffee in the Albany airport lounge.
We don't hesitate to inform passengers that personal space is a luxury, unattainable during an economic downturn. Allegiant Airlines has taken the initiative to promote wholesome, close-knit interactions. The thrill of potential camaraderie with your neighbor—forced proximity ensures an enriching social dialogue.
Once our aircraft has defied the physics that keeps it grounded, you will be treated with one-of-a-kind in-flight entertainment—an irregular symphony of engine roars merging with the melodious symphony of crying toddlers. The artistically arranged seat pockets, brimming with an anthology of past visitors' tissues, and decades-old magazines, will keep your curiosity piqued for the flight's entirety.
The descent to Asheville Regional Airport, attests to the real allure of traveling with us. The famed turbulence, an interactive, adrenaline-fueled ride, surpasses any theme park thrill. It is a profoundly electrifying part of the journey, designed to prepare you for the smooth landing that always “comes as a surprise”.
Asheville Regional Airport awaits you with its army of Taxis, decorated with roulette wheel-like fare meters making your final journey an extension of that Vegas experience you never asked for, but won't forget.
To our intrepid traveler, you have made a choice to fly Allegiant, choosing the road less traveled—literally. Revel in our airline’s time-honored tradition of delectable unpredictability, laden with the opportunity for impromptu adventures. Who needs a mundane, seamless, comfortable travel experience when the probability of a memorable journey is almost a guarantee with us?
We hope you enjoy this uniquely Allegiant experience. Embrace the chaos, relish the unpredictability and remember, “It's about the journey, not the destination.” Unless, of course, the destination is Asheville Regional Airport, and the journey is on Allegiant Airline!