If you're lucky enough to fly from picturesque Asheville to the heart of the inland northwest, Spokane, aboard an Allegiant Airline, buckle up your invisible comedic bracelet. This ride is not one flat pancake but a stack of flavorsome layers, intertwined with a string of unfolding humorous anecdotes!

Our adventure begins at Asheville regal airport, a petite gem nestled in the stunning Blue Ridge Mountains- but don't be fooled! The size of the airport won't tell the tale of the vibrant kaleidoscopic chaos that beholds within. Genuinely a playground for both adults and kids, it's like Chuck E. Cheese's for airplane fanatics, if you would.

Shuffling past the ever-cheery Allegiant staff, imagine strolling into an uber-cozy, scaled-down magic kingdom. Here, the air whispers tales of seasoned explorers, wide-eyed wanderers, and the occasional business tycoon who has mistaken their Starbucks order. What fun!

Boarding the Allegiant, you'd witness a world inside a world. The walls emanate with the soft hum of myriad journeys they've sheltered, each an unscripted reality show. The seats bear the imprint of countless stories, narrated in a tongue twisting labyrinth of joyous laughter, anxious nail-biting, comical snores, and even bizarre inflight yoga-vigilantes. Before long, you will find yourself humming the Allegiant jingle!

During your coast-to-coast marathon (minus the exertion and sweaty armpits) across the heart of America, you will experience scenic landscapes that scroll beneath like a painter meticulously colouring his magnum opus. Ever seen a quilted kaleidoscope? Be prepared to experience a bird-eye view of a gigantic one, whipped up by Mother Nature herself.

If your belly rumbles along the way, Allegiant crew rolls out a unique gastronomical flamboyance that elevates airplane food miles beyond the conventional 'tinfoil boredom'. The menu, interestingly enough, could put Houdini to shame! Poof, the 'hunger' disappears within minutes!

Once you land at Spokane International Airport and curiosity brims your eyes, brace yourself. The city spills over with a unique blend of chic-urban and rugged-hinterland charm. The airport, cradling essential amenities and hearty Spokane culture on the inside, is veiled in an architectural finesse on the outside. Here's where rusticity strikes a flirtatious date with contemporary touches, leaving onlooker's awe-struck!

As radiant as a box of crayons wielding a myriad of hues and shades, Spokane is where you'll find a boisterous river cascading through a silent city, strikingly contrasted with the hush-hush of the ghastly yet charismatic Downtown haunted sites. It seems like a colossal movie set, with constant flickering between thrill, comedy, romance, and drama, directed by one heck of a whimsical director!

In the end, your Allegiant flight from Asheville to Spokane might leave you with more than just a pleasant air-travel experience. It could be a hysterical rom-com featuring you, lost passports, mismatched luggage, airline food turned gourmet delight, and a spontaneous round of applause orchestrated by spirited co-passengers. Such are the joys of travel–rich, unpredictable, and undeniably hilarious!